The Carpenter Pencil is the unsung hero of the toolbox, the Schwarzenegger of scribbling, and the Rambo of rough sketches. This rectangular writing wonder laughs in the face of round pencils that dare to roll off your workbench. With its flat sides, it clings to your ear like a verbally abusive parrot, ready to mark up wood, drywall, or your forehead when inspiration strikes. Whether you're drafting the next Sistine Chapel or just trying to remember where to put that nail, this pencil's got your back. It's not just a pencil; it's a Swiss Army knife for people who can't be trusted with knives. Hammer it, saw it, use it as a makeshift ruler - this pencil takes a licking and keeps on ticking. Just don't try to sharpen it in a regular pencil sharpener, unless you enjoy the sound of grinding gears and crushed dreams.